Want to work together? £500.00/day*. I tell you what to do.
Take my advice or don't. Either way, I'm riding into the sunset with a sack of money.
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This rate increases every second you're here. If it takes you too long to decide, you'll be a nightmare to work with.
If I don't reply within 7 days, assume it's a no, I'm on holiday, or dead.
Whatever makes you feel better.