Currently available for consultancy gigs. You know, you pay me £500/day*. I tell you what to do.

Whether you take my advice is entirely up to you. I don’t care. I’ll be riding into the sunset with a sack of money.

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Each time you visit this page my day rate increases by £10 .
If it takes you too long to decide anything this is your punishment.

If I don't reply within 7 days, assume it's a no, I'm on holiday, or dead. Whatever makes you feel better.